The Beginning

In case you're wondering why the URL is eliteforliferound2 here is the story of the failure of Round 1:
Once an individual becomes an employee of elite security they receive a company email address. There is an administrator over these addresses which was never an issue until today.
We were having our regular story time, sharing the epic tales of summer past, and realized that we are funny and the future of blog sensations. The idea was born.
So naturally Addyson begins the blog with her work issued email address. All was well in the manager-absent corporate when suddenly the banner appeared "Administrator has been notified of the URL created under the Elite Security host."
Crap.
We immediately assume that Michael B. has been notified, and he is only the owner of the company.

New Text Message: Michael, you are now the administrator over Elite Call Center Oasis by Elite Ladies. Sincerely, the Google Team

Valuing our jobs we promptly deleted the blog and googled "how to delete a blogger account without deleting gmail account?"
Chosen Answer: Die.

Hoping there was another way, we emailed a lovely manager regarding the situation.

New Text Message: Dearest Taina, Addyson and myself have gotten ourselves into a bit of a situation. We came up with this brilliant idea to start a blog with all of the hilarious things that customers and techs say to us. We began our endeavor here in the workplace. We were successful, however, we then noticed that it created the blog with Elite Security as the host and said it has notified our administrators. We immediately assume that Michael and Ben have been notified. We tried to erase our actions but unfortunately Google Answers says that the only way to do so is death. This is us updating you on the current situation just in case Michael asks why he is the administrator of Call Center Oasis. Deepest apologies with love, the Elite Ladies

That basically sums it up. We deleted the blog eliteforlife.blogspot.com but unfortunately it was already counted as "used" in our failed attempt. So here we are, round 2 and currently still employed...for now.

Ummm...ok bye. -Elite Ladies (which is not a hooker name although it may sound appealing)